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… they copy your MySpace page and add some crappy attempt at slander to it.

That’s right. Someone copied (some) of my MySpace page.  It’s not really all that creative, and it’s pretty asinine since the only thing that was done, in an attempt to slander, was “I like jacking off to porn all day long”. (I’ll be the first to point out that I’ve already tried this and it’s not good for the hand or for the organ in question. For Christ’s fucking sake, I don’t care to murder the kittens! PETA would be on my ass in a minute. Shit.)
Quite witty, this queen of wit. Apparently last login for Captain Intellect was 12/11/2006.

So I sent “Joe” the following message:

Must say, you have very sexy profile. Very sexy picture.

Now you must excuse. Must make sexy time with the hand.

High five!

Here’s the link.

Note: You’ll have to turn off the page style, since it won’t show up otherwise. If you have Firefox, simply select “View”, then “Page Style”, then “No Style” to see the thing.