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So the big “news”, if that’s what we want to call it, is that:

1. Anna Nicole Smith is, well, fucking dead; and,
2. the father(s) of Anna Nicole Smith’s bastard progeny are coming out of the wormwood.

So, instead of focusing on more pertinent matters, like the fact that soldiers are dying in Vietnam Deux, the 24-hour news networks are hammering the Anna Nicole thing ad nauseum.

If there is a purpose behind those scrolling marquees on the bottom of the fucking boob tube’s screen, it’s for “news” like the one above. And that’s being needlessly generous.
This “news” is the reason why we have this section of the media called the “tabloid”. Tabloids are the news that people may like to read about, but news which is not pertinent to our, um, society. (Except perhaps a society of degenerates who’ve permitted scum like Anna Nicole Smith to ascend to such heights in the first place.)
I know people who are angry about this, but if those who are angry at this coverage bypass your emotions for a minute, the reason why Anna Nicole is being blasted on Faux News or CNN is so that we can be distracted from the problems in der Mutterland.

So let the “legacy” of Anna Nicole Smith die with the rest of her rotting carcass and focus on saving the country from its self-destructive tendancies.

So say we all.