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		<title>Welcome nuggets!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 04:41:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello nuggets,
Welcome to my personal, personal blog-o. As you might notice, my &#8220;earlier material&#8221; is filled with foul language, psychotic rants, and some insight into my loves and hatreds. My earlier material is from when I really needed to let off steam (i.e. when I was figuring out what the fuck was up with my [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello nuggets,</p>
<p>Welcome to my personal, personal blog-o. As you might notice, my &#8220;earlier material&#8221; is filled with foul language, psychotic rants, and some insight into my loves and hatreds. My earlier material is from when I really needed to let off steam (i.e. when I was figuring out what the fuck was up with my life), so I rarely used this blog to actually reflect on the &#8220;good things in life&#8221;. Whatever that still is.</p>
<p>What you will not see on my website from hereon out (or in, as the case may be), courtesy of the late, great George Carlin (from his CD, <em>Parental Advsiory: Explicit Lyrics</em>):</p>
<blockquote><p>Now I&#8217;d like to begin tonight with an opening announcement: Because of the FCC, I&#8217;m never sure what it is I&#8217;m allowed to say. So..so, I now have my own official policy: This is the language you will not be hearing tonight.</p>
<p>You will not hear me say &#8220;bottom line&#8221;, &#8220;game plan&#8221;, &#8220;role model&#8221;, &#8220;scenario&#8221;, or &#8220;hopefully&#8221;. I will not &#8220;kick back&#8221;, &#8220;mellow out&#8221;, or &#8220;be on a roll&#8221;. I will not &#8220;go for it&#8221; and I will not &#8220;check it out&#8221;; I don&#8217;t even know what &#8220;it&#8221; is. And when I leave here I definitely will not &#8220;boogie&#8221;. I promise not to refer to anyone as a &#8220;class act&#8221;, &#8220;a beautiful person&#8221; or a &#8220;happy camper&#8221;. I will also not be saying &#8220;what a guy.&#8221; And you will not hear me refer to anyone&#8217;s lifestyle. If you want to know what a moronic word &#8220;lifestyle&#8221; is, all you have to do is realize that in a technical sense, Atilla the Hun had an active outdoor lifestyle. I will also not be saying any cute things like &#8220;moi.&#8221; And I will not use the French adverb &#8220;tre&#8221; to modify any English adjectives, such as &#8220;tre awesome,&#8221; &#8220;tre gnarly,&#8221; &#8220;tre fabou,&#8221; &#8220;tre intense,&#8221; or &#8220;tre out-of-sight.&#8221; I will not say &#8220;concept&#8221; when I mean &#8220;idea&#8221;. I will not say &#8220;impacted&#8221; when I mean &#8220;affected&#8221;. There will be no &#8220;hands-on state-of-the-art networking&#8221;. We will not &#8220;maximize&#8221;, &#8220;prioritize&#8221;, or &#8220;finalize&#8221;&#8230;and we definitely will not &#8220;interface&#8221;. There will also&#8230;there will also be no new-age lingo spoken here tonight. No support-group jargon from the human potential movement. For instance, I will not &#8220;share&#8221; anything with you. I will not &#8220;relate&#8221; to you and you will not &#8220;identify&#8221; with me. I will give you no &#8220;input&#8221;, and I will expect no &#8220;feedback&#8221;. This will not be a &#8220;learning experience&#8221;, nor will it be a &#8220;growth period&#8221;. There&#8217;ll be no sharing, no caring, no birthing, no bonding, no parenting, no nurturing. We will not &#8220;establish a relationship&#8221;, we will not have any &#8220;meaningful dialogue&#8221; and we definitely will not spend any &#8220;quality time&#8221;. We will not be supportive of one another, so that we can get in touch with our feelings in order to feel good about ourselves. And if you&#8217;re one of those people who needs a little space&#8230;please&#8230;go the fuck outside.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>No excuses, just results.</title>
		<link>http://joebeaudoin.net/wordpress/2008/02/no-excuses-just-results/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Feb 2008 20:41:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, so here&#8217;s the thing Best Buy&#8230; you suck.
Seriously, I read this article at Bloomberg that mentions that Best Worst Buy lowered their earnings forecast for the year. Of course, while I could care less about their earnings (I hope the company and its outlets of pure evil burns to the ground in a night [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok, so here&#8217;s the thing Best Buy&#8230; you suck.</p>
<p>Seriously, I read <a href="http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601103&amp;sid=a7bxSlDo6lgA&amp;refer=us" target="_blank">this article</a> at Bloomberg that mentions that <strike>Best</strike> Worst Buy lowered their earnings forecast for the year. Of course, while I could care less about their earnings (I hope the company and its outlets of pure evil burns to the ground in a night of blood and of fire) I read the comments that came from the top people at that company&#8230;</p>
<p>They were excuses. They cited the increasing cost of gas, the slumping housing market, and the economy. They also noted that people don&#8217;t need anything Best Buy has to offer, since all of it is electronic junk anyway.</p>
<p>Of course, their comments were ones that supervisors at my Best Buy made over a year ago, when the economy began turning to shit.</p>
<p>The response from upper management: No excuses, just results.</p>
<p>That became the standard answer for everything. Staffing. Missing budgets by several grand. Basically, anything worthy of honest complaint or observation that went against the bullshit from on high.</p>
<p>Now I find it funny that the same people who condoned that bullshit line are regurgitating this feedback from supervisors (and intelligent managers) for the press.</p>
<p>Of course, I&#8217;m not curious as to the messages management and those minions under them will receive from on high&#8230; because the message to them will be quite different than what the big-wigs defecate to the press.</p>
<p>What will happen in the next six months? Simple. Restructures. People losing jobs.</p>
<p>Thank god I got out.</p>
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		<title>So maybe I jumped the gun?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2007 23:26:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, looks like David Eick didn&#8217;t confirm Edward James Olmos&#8216; statement&#8230; but he didn&#8217;t outright deny it either.
Hmm&#8230;
Still, I would rather have BSG end this season, rather than having two seasons with mediocre &#8220;filler&#8221; episodes. Makes for tighter story telling &#8212; just look at Babylon 5&#8217;s fourth season. Half the season ends the Shadow War, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, looks like <a href="http://en.battlestarwiki.org/wiki/David_Eick" target="_blank">David Eick</a> didn&#8217;t confirm <a href="http://en.battlestarwiki.org/wiki/Edward_James_Olmos" target="_blank">Edward James Olmos</a>&#8216; statement&#8230; but <a href="http://www.scifi.com/scifiwire/index.php?category=2&amp;id=41457&amp;type=0" target="_blank">he didn&#8217;t outright deny it either</a>.</p>
<p>Hmm&#8230;</p>
<p>Still, I would rather have BSG end this season, rather than having two seasons with mediocre &#8220;filler&#8221; episodes. Makes for tighter story telling &#8212; just look at <em>Babylon 5</em>&#8217;s fourth season. Half the season ends the Shadow War, the other half deals (and ends) the Earth Civil War, and it still had character development to boot.</p>
<p>Moore&#8230; Eick&#8230; Give JMS a ring, will ya? Seriously.</p>
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		<title>Mooby&#8217;s shirt</title>
		<link>http://joebeaudoin.net/wordpress/2006/10/moobys-shirt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Oct 2006 23:47:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Went out to the Post Office in Zero Beach today to pick up the Mooby&#8217;s shirt I ordered from Jay &#038; Silent Bob&#8217;s Secret Stash. (I wasn&#8217;t around when they delivered it, as they needed my signature.) Now I have a costume for that &#8220;Octoberween&#8221; party at work. Fuckin&#8217; A.
In addition, I have a Technoranti [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Went out to the Post Office in Zero Beach today to pick up the Mooby&#8217;s shirt I ordered from Jay &#038; Silent Bob&#8217;s Secret Stash. (I wasn&#8217;t around when they delivered it, as they needed my signature.) Now I have a costume for that &#8220;Octoberween&#8221; party at work. Fuckin&#8217; A.</p>
<p>In addition, I have a Technoranti listing, which is <a rel="me" href="http://www.technorati.com/claim/c423bu3ju">here</a>.</p>
<p>Also, I&#8217;ll be updating both the Battlestar Wiki Blog and my own personal blog with the new WordPress. Boring, eh?</p>
<p>Woulda had a <em>great</em> day if I didn&#8217;t walk into <strong><em>that shithole</em></strong> today to give money for the walkathon. (It&#8217;s a walkathon on muscular distrophy and altzheimers. It&#8217;s supposed to happen on November 4th or something.) No good deed goes unpunished.</p>
<p>Oh, BTW, if you see me on GTalk and you don&#8217;t receive a reply from me, don&#8217;t get offended. I often leave my gmail/gtalk window open, simply because I&#8217;ve been really run down lately and I&#8217;m running around trying to juggle my online life (read: Battlestar Wiki), work life, and my own godsdamned life.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m also feeling like I&#8217;m getting sick: I&#8217;m hoping its not a damned cold virus; I don&#8217;t need it now.</p>
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		<title>What would Jesus (not) do&#8230;?</title>
		<link>http://joebeaudoin.net/wordpress/2006/09/jesus-cant-bowl/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Sep 2006 01:59:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Win at bowling, obviously.  
I was too tired to post this yesterday. To give you an idea of how tired I was, I went to bed at 6:30 P.M. and woke up at 4 A.M. Yay.
Anyhoo, I went bowling with my friend Jesus and his wife, Lolita.
After all the shit that Jesus talked about [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Win at bowling, obviously. <img src='http://joebeaudoin.net/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif' alt=':lol:' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>I was too tired to post this yesterday. To give you an idea of how tired I was, I went to bed at 6:30 P.M. and woke up at 4 A.M. Yay.</p>
<p>Anyhoo, I went bowling with my friend Jesus and his wife, Lolita.</p>
<p>After all the shit that Jesus talked about beating my ass at bowling, I found myself victorious game after game. Five in a row.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve included pictures from my 1 megapixel cameraphone. Sorry for the low quality; if I knew Jesus would suck so badly, I would have brought my digital camcorder (which, ironically, I bought off of him) to film him. <img src='http://joebeaudoin.net/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>I have scores from 4 of the 5 games, since Jesus wiped out the scores from game 4 before I could snap the picture.</p>
<p><a title="Score from Game #1 of 5" class="imagelink" href="http://joebeaudoin.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/09-18-06_1422.jpg"><img alt="Score from Game #1 of 5" id="image23" src="http://joebeaudoin.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/09-18-06_1422.thumbnail.jpg" /></a><a title="Score from Game #2 of 5" class="imagelink" href="http://joebeaudoin.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/09-18-06_1451.jpg"><img alt="Score from Game #2 of 5" id="image24" src="http://joebeaudoin.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/09-18-06_1451.thumbnail.jpg" /></a><a title="Jesus' creatively covering up the scores" class="imagelink" href="http://joebeaudoin.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/09-18-06_1521.jpg"><img alt="Jesus' creatively covering up the scores" id="image25" src="http://joebeaudoin.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/09-18-06_1521.thumbnail.jpg" /></a><a title="Score from Game #3 of 5" class="imagelink" href="http://joebeaudoin.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/09-18-06_1522.jpg"><img alt="Score from Game #3 of 5" id="image26" src="http://joebeaudoin.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/09-18-06_1522.thumbnail.jpg" /></a><a title="Score from Game #5 of 5" class="imagelink" href="http://joebeaudoin.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/09-18-06_1558.jpg"><img alt="Score from Game #5 of 5" id="image27" src="http://joebeaudoin.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/09-18-06_1558.thumbnail.jpg" /></a></p>
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